but can i just wake up as beyonce one morning and have a successful career and a music industry giant for a husband and a beautiful house and a beautiful daughter
#WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE BEYONCE
we all do danni
we all do
Beyoncé just released her 5th studio album on iTunes, it’s 14 tracks long and comes with a music video for each of them
I’M FUCKING SCREAMING
and I got your pawns and your bishops and castles all inside the palm of my hand
crystal: hannibal, calm down
crystal: eat a carrot
me: HE'S HANGRY
Most disturbing things children have said about their imaginary friends
- He has no face.
- He tells me it’s ok to kill people
- She stares at me from the ceiling
- The man in the Easter Bunny costume loves me so much
- I talk to her through the mirror
- When you leave, she crawls out of my closet on all 4’s
- When I take a bath, he comes out of the water
- She says she’ll take me away with her one day forever
- He has no arms or legs
- She’s bloody and she cries all the time
happy holidays from janelle monae.
i was about to ask wtf is going on in this video and then i realized it was an ad about halfway through. still wtf is going on here?
we just don’t know